My stomach felt awkward after dinner last night. Then around 2am, I felt like I wanted to vomit. Minutes afterward, my previous meal came gushing out. That was the most awful experience I've ever felt. Even worse than the time when I crashed into a ditch while going down a steep hill on my mountain bike... My throat felt burning from the stomach acid. So being as bright as I am, I drank some milk and some honey water. Not a good idea. First of all, I shouldn't have any dairy or citrus product for the first day according to eMedicineHealth. Secondly, my stomach needed rest before I poured more stuff down. So not too long afterward, I vomitted a second time. By then, it was pretty evident that I have food poisoning. I could barely standup and felt dizzy. I took a sip of water to sooth my throat, researched what I should do online, and just went back to sleep. Geeky, I know. It was faster to just Google it than find the number and consult the 24-hour telehealth line we have here in Canada. But I promised myself that if I vomit a third time, I would go to the hospital. Fortunately, I didn't have to resort to that. The instructions online actually worked. I took a nap and allowed my stomach to rest. Then I gradually drank more and more water and mixed in some soft food to regain my strength. Took me 2 long hours to eat a banana and a bowl of oatmeal plus water. After a few more hours of sleep, I feel much better now. I called in sick at work for today and tomorrow just in case. I'm just going to chill for a day or two. I see that the forex market is making some impressive moves overnight. I couldn't care less at this moment.